'Run run her kiss is a vampire grin'
diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
sexyinmypairofconverse:

Because nothing is cuter than Hannah Hart<3

sexyinmypairofconverse:

Because nothing is cuter than Hannah Hart<3

brakechecks:

" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"

Wow really?

I didn’t..

are you serious?

joy-to-the-web:

i-effed-it-all-up:

i-effed-it-all-up:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

he was a punk, she did ballet

why couldnt they be gay

He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
But secretly she wanted girls as well

50shadesofoitnb:

Natasha Lyonne: The first time we met, I was on my knees in a shower stall with you above me. [Laughs.] It was probably at that point that I sort of decided subconsciously that our on-set friendship would consist of me being in character and sort of terrorizing you.
Yael Stone: Oh yeah! And now, when you’re not busy, you’re constantly touching my breasts.
Natasha Lyonne: The bottom line is, they’re asking for it, so it’s not like I’m touching them, they’re like jumping into my fists constantly. I’m just trying to be a method actress and doing my job as best as I can.

50shadesofoitnb:

Natasha Lyonne: The first time we met, I was on my knees in a shower stall with you above me. [Laughs.] It was probably at that point that I sort of decided subconsciously that our on-set friendship would consist of me being in character and sort of terrorizing you.

Yael Stone: Oh yeah! And now, when you’re not busy, you’re constantly touching my breasts.

Natasha Lyonne: The bottom line is, they’re asking for it, so it’s not like I’m touching them, they’re like jumping into my fists constantly. I’m just trying to be a method actress and doing my job as best as I can.

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

itssabiii:

I miss the days when we used to see Hannah cuddled up on Grace’s shoulder.

thatsgrace:

I dare Hannah to tweet whatever she likes on Swike’s twitter x